Did you Ever Notice Someone FART and Pretend to be Innocent?

If you are a often lift traveller, having to squeeze yourself in a medium lift fetching a maxium of 12 persons and suddenly there is a 'bomb', what would you do? What bomb? The NOT-ME-FART, of course.

You know when we are holding our breath to reach the 20th floor and there is a an 'uncivilised culprit' suddenly let out steam'. What would you do as a receiver? You will be irritated, right. And, what happen if you are the bomber or farter? Pretend to squeeze your noise or look behind, left and right to find out who is the culprit?

LOL, orang kita, orang Malaysia, farting is commonlah. Do you know that you are allow to fart at court but not allow to spit. But, I think we can control fart.

KC shares with me this fart article.I laugh out loud alone and later, I share with my daughter who laughs like crazy (cos she could be the victim or bomber before) and also share with hubby about the shoe fart and he laughs out loud, real loud. I think, he must have experienced this when he is wearing his shoes. Real good laugh.

Laugh with me with the fart types :-

ARROGANT FART = When you think your farts don't stink.

ASSAULT FART = A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.

TIRE FART = You can't control the blow out.

JAIL FART = Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.

DONKEY FART = Your ass is the only one that can do it.

GHOST FART = You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.

HOME ALONE FART = When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.

SHOE FART = When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.

TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.

OLD FART = You know how old it is by how bad it smells.

SCHIZOPHRENIC FART = A fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.

NOT-ME FART = When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper " PIG!"

I think I have passed some of the above farts before. What about you? Woy, be frank ah. Don't tell me that you don't fart!

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